First priest intones:
"I can beat you at dominoes."
Second priest intones:
"You cannot beat me at dominoes."
Altar boy passes the plate
To take bets.
Sixty percent goes to the house.
Forty percent is divided
Among the winners.
2
Jackass is brought down
Aisle of chapel
And installed behind pulpit.
3
Holy Communion
Of pot brownies
& Jose Cuervo tequila
Is served by priest
Who lost at dominoes.
4
"All sing Hymn Number Five,"
Instructs priest
Who won at dominoes.
Everyone rises and sings
Beautifully,
"Hymn... hymn... fuck him..."
