GODDESS...

In Your Incarnation as
Vast Egyptian Deity of Cats,
Bless this Litter,
That it be guaranteed extra-absorbent,
With superior clumping action.
And make it fight odors,
And be miraculously as trackless
As the Banks of the Nile
At High Water,
And most of all,
Bring its price down
To under seventy-five cents a pound.
Hell, peaches occasionally go
As low as thirty-nine cents a pound,
And they taste much better
Than this shit.