Discordians do not believe in sacrificing virgins, because they are already in scarce supply.

As paradoxical as it may seem, we do believe in sacrificing virginity itself.

As a faith devoted exclusively to confusion, we don't worry much about contradictions. Ayn Rand said, "When there is a contradiction in your thinking, check your premises."

A quick check of our premises reveals a blown fuse and a broken window, but no virginity. So the whole subject is anyhow pretty academic.

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