Some people sing, "Lady bug, lady bug, fly away home," when they see a ladybug. Discordians utter the following blessing when they see cockroaches.

Cockroach, Cockroach,
Fly back to Eris
Tell her I love her,
And Helen be fairest,
O Cockroach, Cockroach,
May your numbers be many,
For you resist radiation
You're our best hope for salvation.
Jesus, Amen.